February 2010
January 2010
606. EVERYBODY FUCKS SHIT UP EVERY ONCE IN A...
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i have so much quality music on my ipod.
i was just looking for a song, but like, on the way to find it, i really wanted to stop and listen to all of the other songs too.
UGH AND NOW MY UNCLES STUPID FRIENDS ARE GOING TO...
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS COME OVER AND PARTY ON THE NIGHTS THAT I’M IN THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM, JFC?!
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Top 50 oxymorons
yerawizardharry:
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt head 30....
i think it really says something of the maine that...
kellycsws:
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50 interesting facts.
yerawizardharry:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free...
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“There were so many of us who would have to live with things done and things left...”
– Looking for Alaska by John Green (via spiritbear) (via vild) (via suicideunderground) (via nina-bruja)
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gabrielgray-:
So, uh. My room smells like a prelit christmas tree that’s been in storage for a year. I think it’s the furnance.
here, take some pointless classes that you'll...
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queefs:
you’re on your own for choosing and narrowing down a career field, but at least you’ll know how to calculate the length of a triangle!
can i just reblog this
“Mahatma Gandhi on Homosexuality”
yerawizardharry:
Two gay Englishmen came to Gandhi in the 1930s and asked him what he thought of their relationship.
The Mahatma asked some questions and for a short time fell silent.
Then he said, “The greatest gift God gives us is another person to love.”
Placing the hands of each man in the other’s, he quietly and with a smile asked, “Who are we to question God’s choice?”
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“I don’t believe in failure, because simply by saying you’ve failed, you’ve...”
– Sarah Dessen (via mols)
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“Hey, look - Harry’s got a Weasley sweater, too!” Fred and George were wearing...”
– (via emmielovegood) (via everythingharrypotter) (via fuckyeahphelpstwins)
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omg the funniest thing happened in 2nd period...
okay so i was like, really tired before the mid-term, and breakfast is supposed to help you think better and help your brain wake up.
and so the only thought that came to mind was that: holy shit. my 90 question mid-term is today. i only had a croissant for breakfast. solution; i have a box filled with cookies in my backpack. i should at least eat one cookie to wake my brain up.
and so i tear my...
“Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then
knock again,...”
– Fez, That 70s Show.
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omg if people even knew what goes on in chats
robin: (5:37:29 PM) THEN A DILDO DROPPED ON THE FLOOR
robin: (5:37:35 PM) AND HE PICKED IT UP
krystal: (5:37:42 PM) ....
robin: (5:37:44 PM) AND LIFTED ITS WILTED FRAME INTO THE SUN