January 2012
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2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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man i am having such a good night ugh chocolate covered strawberries and then co linh brought me eggrolls and i’m just sitting here listening to hans zimmer and reading and life is good
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waiting for my mom and her best friend to get out of the kitchen so i can grab my chocolate covered strawberries
i’m not sharing
:-)
blahblehsigh:
let’s look on the bright side, maybe the world really will end in 2012
December 2011
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belleanima:
i love spending new year’s eve with my favorite person, myself.
i really hope my family doesn’t decide to party here tonight so i can read and stuff ugh
do you guys ever have that moment where your ipod flips to a song you think you hate and you try as quickly as possible to find a song you don’t hate but then you listen to the song a little more and realize you might not hate it as much as you think, just the first like :15 seconds?
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
ex0rcist:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
sometimes i catch myself switching to spanish words when taking notes bc they’re shorter omg
i think my brain has taken too long a break from education bc i’m sitting here doing my APWH outline and the word “economies” looked foreign and unreal to me omg
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heyy-there-claudia replied to your post:
useful information thanks for the tip yo
aim for between the eyes or legs!!!!!
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heyy-there-claudia replied to your post:
“guys he’s opening my door omg” “omg this trick just stabbed me like what the fuck there’s blood on my mac now.” “cuticle clippers aren’t really useful l o l” “he’s gone now can someone call 911 tyvm”
actually i’m pretty sure if you angled it just right and put enough pressure behind a stab to the neck, you could do some serious injury
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heyy-there-claudia replied to your post:
nickie you are literally live blogging someone breaking into your house
i do have priorities ya know
blog
then allow myself to be murdered by serial killers
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late night dilemmas: to eat or not to eat
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still scared bc i thought i heard it open again even though i checked the lock and closed the blinds myself #ok
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-spencerreid:
“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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should i be worried that my first instinct when i’m scared is to start cataloging things in my surrounding that i can use as a weapon
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“your otps are fictional” they said
“they aren’t really real” they said
“where did you get that rifle” they said
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lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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If only Jensen kept maintaining his bowlcut
occupyjaredpadaleckissideburns:
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wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
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operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
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sitting here and hating my life bc all i want to do is read in peace and no one will shut the fuck up
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i love frank sinatra UGH